I was playing Pokémon FireRed on an emulator on my phone, it was going great until I only had Metapod left in a trainer battle against a trainer with a Metapod.
In the movie x-men mutants are hated by normal people in real life having power like that would make you a god
A group of police is called a mess
t(-_-t) (0 . 0) HI!
CHOOSE A NETWORK...
Even South Africa, the least corrupt country in Africa, had warlords: the Zulus and the Boers.
First, we used valuable things for currency. Now we use the idea of things that used to be things that representing valuable things.
That moment when you go to YouTube, listen to a song with choir in it, scroll to the comments, and someone posts made up lyrics to make you unhear it.
I hate it when my parents clean my room when I'm away. They always throw put my cool stuff, like my mum threw away my one of a kind boxing glove and my dad threw out my hologram.
Wear a magnet helmet so if anyone tries to shoot you, the bullet will hit the helmet and not you
I calmly asked my mum if I could grow my hair just a bit longer. She told me that cutting my hair makes it grow faster, I disproved her statement, and then she tried to make a deal with me which was skewed in her favour. I declined. She started yelling at me a lot which caused my eyes to water, i tried to hold back the tears but i cried. My mum saw and she called me a girl. I responded without thinking and yelled "I CAN'T CONTROL MY BODILY FUNCTIONS!" And locked myself in my room, so here I am now, writing this. All of this, caused by me asking if I could have longer hair.
That moment when you realize you did the wrong page of homework after you complete is.
Was texting gf some erotic things. Turns out I was commenting on my mother's instagram posts. That high.
Bananas are radioactive