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Calbel Calbel · 15d

What was "the incident" at your school?

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NebNamraj · 13d

A lot of people took some kind of primrose seeds which was a class A Illegal drug near the start of the day. 2 Hours later and it felt like a zombie apocalypse

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JT__ · 14d

Someone shouted CYKA BLYAT and didn't know the teahcer could speak russian.

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Calbel Calbel · 23d

What is your favorite ice breaker to get a conversation started?

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Danny8120 · 23d

Ya' like jazz?

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Jiannis_ · 22d

Fuck yeah

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Idunno · 16d

nope.

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Dicronius · 23d

Do you Know the Titanic joke ??? It was just to break the ice ...

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Calbel Calbel · 1mo

What should you do every single day?

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Kiwiocia · 1mo

Masturbate.

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El_Doggo · 1mo

Scare the living fuck out of my mum at 12:00 o clock.

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Jacob2222 · 29d

Do u actually do that lmao

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El_Doggo · 29d

Ys

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Calbel Calbel · 1mo

What are you addicted to?

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DashJJ
DashJJ · 1mo

Anything when I'm doing homework

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Delliw · 1mo

Cracking my knuckles.

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Calbel Calbel · 1mo

What everyday skill becomes suspicious if you're too good at it?

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Frabreezus · 1mo

Lock picking

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Dune_z · 1mo

Being stronger with one arm then the other. Especially guys.

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EC_1 · 24d

lol

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EC_1 · 24d

actually its worse with a woman with one dude its him you touch imagine how many with a chick noooooo

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Calbel Calbel · 2mo

What crappy tips would be in life's loading screens?

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NosleIlo · 2mo

Pineapples don't go on pizza

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JammyKaiser · 2mo

If the door doesn't open when you push it, try pulling it!

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Calbel Calbel · 2mo · Edited

What's something everyone just accepts as normal that's actually completely messed up when you think about it?

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Kara · 2mo · Edited

Swear words. Like how did the word "fuck" become an offensive word? Like, why isnt the word "table" a swear word? swears are just sounds that come out of our mouth but yet for some reason are considered offensive. Also what about the middle finger? How did that finger become a sign of saying "fuck you" in the first place? 

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dimdom · 2mo

How Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but one is treated as a pet....

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Calbel Calbel · 2mo

What is something someone said that forever changed your way of thinking?

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Marrie · 2mo

After me and my bestfriend got in a fight, my other close friend told me this "if you treat someone like a celebrity, dont be suprised if they treat you like a fan"

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Paradoxal · 2mo

"When you see an objects color you're really just perceiving the only color that an object is not."

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Calbel Calbel · 3mo

What is the most ridiculous false rumour that’s been spread about you?

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atomicsandwich14 · 3mo

In Year 8, i had to stay off school because I was so ill, and my doctor told me to stay at home for at least a month. Little did I know, one of my friends had joked about why I wasn't attending school, and said that I had died in a car crash. After just one day, the whole school believed that I had died, and the whole school had to go to the hall for a speech my a few teachers (including the head/principle) all said complaments about me (great student, loved by all, etc) and over 30 of my friends, including my friend that spread this rumour. After another 3 weeks, people where still in shambles that I had 'died'. The next Monday, I arrived one week before the end of term, and got hugs, shocks and confused faces by EVERYONE in my school. This was probably the funniest yet worst day ever!

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BadassAquarius · 2mo

Dude you got featured

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Sallyjane280 · 3mo

In 5th grade i was home sick with a bad cold for 2 weeks and some girl had told my whole grade that i went to juvy (jail for kids) for stealing a lawn mower from canadian tire

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Calbel Calbel · 3mo

What is your biggest "I didn't think this through" moment?

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Kara · 3mo

When i was 8 my 11 year old brother would always tell my there was a spider on me and no matter how many times that would happen i would beleive him. One day i wanted revenge so i took a small plastic spider from the halloween decorations, put it on his back without him noticing, then told him he had a huge spider on him. He started to freak out. As he was freaking out i opened my mouth to tell him it was fake, he flung the spider right at my face. It ended up landing in my mouth and i chocked on it. I had to go to the emergency room.

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Usernamee · 3mo

Haha lol

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DashJJ · 3mo

Last Halloween I thought it would be fun if I dressed in all black and answered the door without talking. Later that night my first set of Trick-or-Treaters came to the door. I opened the door and passed out the candy as normal. After that the kids asked me what I was supposed to be. I didn't think this through but I answered them in the most ominous voice possible,"I am the black man!". Needless to say the kids parents gave me a very strange look as I closed the door.

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Calbel Calbel · 4mo

What is the dumbest thing your pet has ever done?

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Calbel · 4mo

first

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Jackimations · 4mo

First to reply

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RageCookie · 4mo

First to reply secondly xD

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zomon34 · 4mo

First to reply third after the second reply who was after the one who replyed first on the first comment.

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TrashQueen · 3mo

First to call out zomon34's incorrect spelling of the word "replied"

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Gwh9Gaming · 3mo

First to call out how TrashQueen failed to use punctuation correctly and didn't put a full stop at the end of his sentence.

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Ellis · 4mo

So I was walking my dog in the park and we came across this puddle, my dog looked at his reflection and just threw up on the spot , like wtf

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Calbel Calbel · 4mo

What gets weirder and weirder the more you think about it?

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xoxaliciaoxo · 4mo

Cows and cow milk. Who the hell just went up to a cow, squeezed on the pink thing attached to it, and drank the white stuff that was coming out.

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_nahhfam · 4mo

That my ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend have been together 9-10 months but we broke up 5 months ago and had been dating for a year and 2 months..

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DovahkiinKhajiit420 · 3mo

hello darkness my old friend

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Calbel Calbel · 4mo

What is the dumbest thing you got punished for in school?

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_nahhfam · 4mo

It was my birthday, so I was in a good mood, went to first period Spanish still really happy, walked into the class and said ''Hello Sir'' cheerfully, he then turned around and said ''There will be no cockiness in this classroom'' I then got put onto 3 days of exclusion for disrespecting teaching staff

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Masch · 4mo

Got a warning to stop disturbing the class. I was home with a cold.

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Calbel Calbel · 5mo

Who is the scariest person you've ever met?

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Harambe'sdick · 5mo

First day of high school and I was in the toilet. Massive kid (6'5" and 270lbs) known to be the main drug dealer in the school comes in with blood on his face and dripping from his hands. I look over as I'm washing my hands and he turns to me and goes "Don't worry little man, its not mine." Was infinitely more worried after that.

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WalrusTusks · 5mo

I was at a Five Guys place and this 30 something Indian dude stared at me the whole time I was there. My friend dared me to make eye contact with him so I did, and he licked his lips. I left.

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Calbel Calbel · 5mo

What is the dumbest thing you've done as a teenager?

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PleasureSnek · 5mo

Prank called my School, not realizing that my phone number was saved in the School system, with my name linked to the number.

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Drakekidd6 · 5mo

Going to school drunk thinking I would just sleep throught the whole day. I woke up with my Mom slapping me repeatedly in the face saying " That was a $120 bottle of whiskey for you're fathers birthday!".

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Calbel Calbel · 5mo

What is the laziest thing you've ever done?

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Konoko123 · 5mo

My mother once had asked me to vacuum my room. I then went on YouTube and searched "vacuum cleaner sound" and blasted it on full volume. She still has no idea.

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110x · 5mo

I once woke up one morning and purposely fell down the stairs so that I wouldn't have to go to school

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Calbel Calbel · 5mo

Who's the dumbest person you've met?

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JelloTOG · 5mo

A girl I know at age 19 still believes that a magical wizard lives in the microwave to warm up the food.

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mrfristy · 5mo

you know those airplane trails in the air? my girlfriend actually thought those came from helicopters who flew through these clouds and dragged some clouds with them. she was super serious abou it

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