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What are you addicted to?
Cracking my knuckles.
Anything when I'm doing homework
What everyday skill becomes suspicious if you're too good at it?
Being stronger with one arm then the other. Especially guys.
What crappy tips would be in life's loading screens?
Pineapples don't go on pizza
If the door doesn't open when you push it, try pulling it!
What's something everyone just accepts as normal that's actually completely messed up when you think about it?
Swear words. Like how did the word "fuck" become an offensive word? Like, why isnt the word "table" a swear word? swears are just sounds that come out of our mouth but yet for some reason are considered offensive. Also what about the middle finger? How did that finger become a sign of saying "fuck you" in the first place?
How Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but one is treated as a pet....
What is something someone said that forever changed your way of thinking?
After me and my bestfriend got in a fight, my other close friend told me this "if you treat someone like a celebrity, dont be suprised if they treat you like a fan"
"When you see an objects color you're really just perceiving the only color that an object is not."
What is the most ridiculous false rumour that’s been spread about you?
In Year 8, i had to stay off school because I was so ill, and my doctor told me to stay at home for at least a month. Little did I know, one of my friends had joked about why I wasn't attending school, and said that I had died in a car crash. After just one day, the whole school believed that I had died, and the whole school had to go to the hall for a speech my a few teachers (including the head/principle) all said complaments about me (great student, loved by all, etc) and over 30 of my friends, including my friend that spread this rumour. After another 3 weeks, people where still in shambles that I had 'died'. The next Monday, I arrived one week before the end of term, and got hugs, shocks and confused faces by EVERYONE in my school. This was probably the funniest yet worst day ever!
Dude you got featured
In 5th grade i was home sick with a bad cold for 2 weeks and some girl had told my whole grade that i went to juvy (jail for kids) for stealing a lawn mower from canadian tire
What is your biggest "I didn't think this through" moment?
When i was 8 my 11 year old brother would always tell my there was a spider on me and no matter how many times that would happen i would beleive him. One day i wanted revenge so i took a small plastic spider from the halloween decorations, put it on his back without him noticing, then told him he had a huge spider on him. He started to freak out. As he was freaking out i opened my mouth to tell him it was fake, he flung the spider right at my face. It ended up landing in my mouth and i chocked on it. I had to go to the emergency room.
Last Halloween I thought it would be fun if I dressed in all black and answered the door without talking. Later that night my first set of Trick-or-Treaters came to the door. I opened the door and passed out the candy as normal. After that the kids asked me what I was supposed to be. I didn't think this through but I answered them in the most ominous voice possible,"I am the black man!". Needless to say the kids parents gave me a very strange look as I closed the door.
What is the dumbest thing your pet has ever done?
First to reply
First to reply secondly xD
First to reply third after the second reply who was after the one who replyed first on the first comment.
First to call out zomon34's incorrect spelling of the word "replied"
First to call out how TrashQueen failed to use punctuation correctly and didn't put a full stop at the end of his sentence.
So I was walking my dog in the park and we came across this puddle, my dog looked at his reflection and just threw up on the spot , like wtf
What gets weirder and weirder the more you think about it?
Cows and cow milk. Who the hell just went up to a cow, squeezed on the pink thing attached to it, and drank the white stuff that was coming out.
That my ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend have been together 9-10 months but we broke up 5 months ago and had been dating for a year and 2 months..
hello darkness my old friend
What is the dumbest thing you got punished for in school?
It was my birthday, so I was in a good mood, went to first period Spanish still really happy, walked into the class and said ''Hello Sir'' cheerfully, he then turned around and said ''There will be no cockiness in this classroom'' I then got put onto 3 days of exclusion for disrespecting teaching staff
Got a warning to stop disturbing the class. I was home with a cold.
Who is the scariest person you've ever met?
First day of high school and I was in the toilet. Massive kid (6'5" and 270lbs) known to be the main drug dealer in the school comes in with blood on his face and dripping from his hands. I look over as I'm washing my hands and he turns to me and goes "Don't worry little man, its not mine." Was infinitely more worried after that.
I was at a Five Guys place and this 30 something Indian dude stared at me the whole time I was there. My friend dared me to make eye contact with him so I did, and he licked his lips. I left.
What is the dumbest thing you've done as a teenager?
Prank called my School, not realizing that my phone number was saved in the School system, with my name linked to the number.
Going to school drunk thinking I would just sleep throught the whole day. I woke up with my Mom slapping me repeatedly in the face saying " That was a $120 bottle of whiskey for you're fathers birthday!".
What is the laziest thing you've ever done?
My mother once had asked me to vacuum my room. I then went on YouTube and searched "vacuum cleaner sound" and blasted it on full volume. She still has no idea.
I once woke up one morning and purposely fell down the stairs so that I wouldn't have to go to school
Who's the dumbest person you've met?
A girl I know at age 19 still believes that a magical wizard lives in the microwave to warm up the food.
you know those airplane trails in the air? my girlfriend actually thought those came from helicopters who flew through these clouds and dragged some clouds with them. she was super serious abou it