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Anonymous Anonymous · 5h

One day we had no meat for our burgers at McDonalds, so I shitted in one, putted lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and onions on it and gave it to a customer.

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Sometimes I wish Bayonetta was published by Capcom instead of Sega and Nintendo just so she has the possibility of being in a Marvel vs Capcom game. Also, I can just imagine her being teamed up with Amaterasu from Okami who was also created by the same person who made Bayonetta. Then, have Bayonetta team up with Zero from the Mega Man X series in Marvel vs Capcom 3 and X from the same series in Marvel vs Capcom Infinite just to put my two favorite video games together. With that being said, I love crossovers.

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I sit with my foot on the desk and rest my head on it whenever I watch videos. Also, I don't think I can stop bc I feel as tho it is now something I have mentally done and I don't realize till it's too late and my face smells like foot.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

I piss my pants all day

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Waffle Waffle · 1d

As much as I hate school,I would never actually do something bad like killing the teachers,hacking the computers,breaking stuff,etc.I know the teachers care for our education deep inside.They just sometimes don't show it when they are in a bad mood,don't feel like it,etc.

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Calbel · 1d

I'm glad you wouldn't murder your teachers

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I had a case of diarrhea and constipation at least once in my life.

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Waffle · 1d

I got diarrhea at least 10 times (not exaggerating) from 2 years until now.

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It was midnight, and I had diarrhea. I had to take a dump, so I got out of my bed. Outside of my bathroom, my body couldn't hold it anymore, and I involuntarily shat myself.

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I have an addiction to liking my own post on all social media platforms.

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Calbel · 2d

Going to make it automatic on here, so when you post it'll have an auto-like from you

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ACalbelForYourThough · 2d

Thank you Cal!

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Blubbz Blubbz · 3d

I feel like I post WAAYYYY too much

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Idunno · 1d

I feel like I comment WAAYYYY too much

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I honestly consider it a greater tragedy the fact that a had a cold shower this morning than the fact there are millions of children dying in the world because of starvation

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

I wanted to kill myself twice in the same year, the year that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton decided they wanted to run for president

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Waffle · 1d

I'm not blaming you,but... Bit of an overreaction there.You know you can travel to other countries instead of dealing with this.I hope you recover from 2016.Cheers! :D

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

Every time I get my heart broken I kinda like the feeling in a weird way. It makes me feel like... Human

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Waffle · 1d

Idk why my face is emotionless even though I am thinking of a happy future.It's really weird.

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Waffle · 1d

I usually just start making this emotionless face and start thinking "It will be over soon." It happened with me when I was told my grandpa died.Many people view "it will be over soon" as a creepy thing to say but I actually mean "The sadness will be over soon and I will be happy again."

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I can't burp.

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I like to wonder what I look like in the gender swap alternate universe. I think it would be pretty akward to be hanging out with yourself, gender swap, people would ask "who is that girl" then it would be difficult to come up with an answer. I'm Male, btw

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I like a certain video game, bullied.
It was Yandere Simulator.

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WilE04 · 3d

I know how you feel… I'm a Nintendo fanboy.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Someone I met online started to talk to me, I wasn't there.
"Hey, if you're really online, answer me." It was a few seconds till she posted the next message.
"So... what I wanted to say is..." It was a whole minute till she said the next message.
"I like you."

I wasn't there for everything. During that minute she typed that, I just got my computer booted up and got onto the browser. When I check our PMs, it was that message.
"I LITERALLY JUST GOT BACK"
"WAIT, REALLY?! I HAVE THE WORST LUCK"
We promised this never happened.

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I love my best friend....

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I'm 28. I discovered Calbel because I searched "Cowbell" on YouTube. That came up.

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lz888 · 6d

ha ha ha

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lz888 · 6d

very funny

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If anybody actually cared to touch the picture of a finger that is hanging near my kitchen, they would be able to plagiarize every single new discovery that I have made. I'm a chemical engineer.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Outside I have stairs that lead to my basement. At the bottom there's a drain. I like to go down there and pee in it. I call it the secret potty.

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