Wear a magnet helmet so if anyone tries to shoot you, the bullet will hit the helmet and not you
A pen that writes in the air and if you draw something with it it will become real
Go to the Virgin Islands and rape everybody.
A PlayStation add-on that instantly downloads and pays for everything but needs to be downloaded and takes 5 hours.
dying for fun
A gun that shoots you every time you missed a target.
Doing the chicken dance while carrying a glass cup of orange juice and playing a PS4 game with one hand.
A car that goes faster than the speed of light
Putting actual fruit in fruit cake.
What if there was a virus that made people randomly fall asleep at unusual times
Create a lamp that can power a solar panel that requires less power then a solar panel produces!
have a camp for lazy adults to teach them how to be adults
Sending lots of solar panels, connected somehow to Earth, to space. That way, we can get the full amount of energy from our star.
A Twitter fight between Donald Trump and Jayden Smith
If some crazy ass person found a way to freeze time and also worked out how to live forever they could spend centuries using all the worlds resources and destroying things. Then they could unfreeze time and we would be left with nothing and wouldn't even know what happened and the whole world would be in crisis.
Create 1 million youtube accounts and subscribing to every youtube channel. That way, youtube will have to send a golden play button to every youtuber on earth, which would ruin youtube and destroy it. Then, every youtuber that didn't recieved the golden play button would create a rebellion against youtube and the very first war with only roasting emails as weapons, the Web War One, would begin. Designing more and more psychological weapons and more and more ways to roast your opponent, youtube would finally send a "biological" weapon to every computer, which would hack the whole internet and reset it. Conclusion: no matter what, youtube will always win.
Throw fire works into a bon fire in a culdasack neighborhood
If there was peace on Earth.
Give North Korea the nuclear launch codes from all the countries, tell everyone to move out of South Korea. Live a life free of nukes and wait for a super volcano or an asteroid to kill you.
Get a ramp, and put it on a roof. Drive a motorcycle off the ramp. When in mid air, jump off the motorcycle. Then pull the motorcycle up to where you are. Then jump off the motorcycle again. Then pull the motorcycle up again. Eventually you will make it to space. TAKE THAT NASA!