A place to submit your FML (F*ck My Life) stories.
I was walking home in the rain one day after school with some friends. My one backpack strap snapped and landed in the mud before I made it to the sidewalk. I pick it up and carry it and I only make it a few steps before my ringtone goes off loud as fuck. This was in my cringy edgy weaboo middle school days so you can imagine what that ringtone was. I struggled with my phone for a little since the brightness was down so I let them keep going as they laughed their asses off
I was in my room, minding my own business I thought I was home alone so I decided to watch some 'inappropriate videos' but the sound was not working, I turned it at max volume and could still hear nothing. Then suddenly my parents came into my room and shouted "OMFG disconnect from the bluetooth speaker!" FML
One time I asked a girl out. I was emediatly rejected. I tried to play it off like I never liked her in the first place. So I asked out another girl. The other one reacted emediatly by pinning me down and giving me a F*CKING black eye.
I was walking to school,when suddently I fall over and because of my backpack I got more impact and so do I slam my face hard against cracked bricks...it turns out there was blooding coming out of my forehead so I returned home..couldn't find the bandages to stop the blood... FML
A good pilot acquaintance of mine died in a horrible plane crash on the 21st of February. I got rejected from my dream job the very next day. My birthday is in less than a week and i have no one to spend it with. How else could life make my week get any worse than it already is?
At school we have table groups for every class, and I always end up with the people that talk about people dating and crap like that. One day they asked me, "Are YOU dating anyone?" So I replied with no. Then they said, "Why am I asking you anyway? You're a complete outcast!" And then I said I didn't want to be in all of the shit they do. Then they laughed, and they just did it to make me even more pissed off. They like when I get angry.
this is sad, when i was a kid i really wanted to play gta IV so i downloaded it via softonic and it was a cinematic of the game later i tried dowloading multiple programs i ended up with my computer in the trash and no gta 4 now my parents gifted me a new pc i learned how to install games but mi pc couldnt run the game FML
I was heading to class and I fell up the stairs. I got back up and ran to class because I didn't want to be late. I made it in the class and sat in my desk that I usually sit in. Please note that the teacher doesn't like me very well. The bell rang and the teacher yelled at me for being late. I was 2 minutes early. Everyone else was just there before me