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Anonymous Anonymous · 7h

In grade 5, I called my teacher mum. My teacher was a 50+ year old man. FML

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Wanker · 4h

When I was in grade 4, I called my teacher grandma, and she was like 60.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7h

I'm at a family dinner and I'm sitting and my brother and cousin are over there having more fun than we ever have I wish my brother wanted to hang out with me

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Leesy Leesy · 1d

I spent 30 minutes or so looking for my book last night. I couldn't find it. Looked this morning. After 5 minutes, I lifted a blanket that for some reason hadn't been put back on the chair, and boom. It was there. The worst thing is, I have 11 uncompleted circle theorems for homework.

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Calbel · 21h

Ouchhhh

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Let me just note that this is fake. I'm a boy.

My boyfriend knelt down on one knee. I was so startled. He proceeded to pull out his phone and say, "Don't move. There's a Pikachu on your foot."
FML.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

I am posting this right now, knowing that my mom loves my dog more than me. Fml.

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Idunno · 1d

I love my cat more then my sister.

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Blubbz Blubbz · 3d

That awkward moment when you walk up to a teacher, trying to say, "I have a question" but then have to sneeze. Here's what happens: You say "I have a-" and then start wheezing, muttering, "I'm sorry." and you stand there looking like an idiot. FML

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Waffle · 2d

Relatable.I was about to say you're on the wrong page but I saw the FML and this comment is useless.

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An AMBER alert rang out when I was in the shower. It scared the heck out of me. FML

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

Today I was in pub with my crush i used to date when we were kids. Like those school loves. Now we are both adult and kind of a best friends. I was there always for her. When i was about to tell her I love her, she told me, hey i forgot to tell you, I'm dating that guy i was telling you about. And i was like yeah.. cool.. glad to hear that.. FML.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

Today, I was going to tell my crush to be my girlfriend. Turns out she already had one before spring break started. FML.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

I had a crush on this girl and today I told I was asking her to be my girlfriend. Turn out she already had one. FML.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

whenever i do something in private someone comes in and as soon as i stop they leave. but i start back up they come back FML

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

I was in a public bathroom with my friend and she called to me to get her toilet paper. I asked what stall she was in and she said "the one on the end" I went to the stall on the end and threw toilet paper over to hear "wrong stall". A random girl came walking out and handed me the toilet paper and walked out of the bathroom.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

I sneezed very loud in an exam.Everyone looked at me and I saw that my test paper was wet.And I failed

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Waffle · 2d

Crap.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

I shot up after having a nightmare about our house getting robbed. After awaking, I noticed the light on my Xbox wasn't visible. Someone robbed me while I was having a dream about being robbed. FML.

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Gaming4Life · 2d

That's ironic.

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Heard about Fanta's new BEACH soda. Got hyped up to try it only to reallise it contains kiwi. I'm allergic to kiwi.

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Calbel · 6d

Kiwi is grim haha

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I poured a bowl of cereal and looked in the fridge to find out that there was no milk.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Me and my friend(he is a boy and i'm a girl)both have younger siblings that we have to pick up from the same school so we walk with each other.When I was walking down the street with him,my older sister saw me and him walking together.When i got home,my whole family looked at me suspiciously.5 minutes later they were all mocking me saying i had a crush on my friend.

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CrystalMajestica · 6d

I would hate to be in that situation. I hate those moments.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

I'm doing some sewing and I take a break. Later I'm going to a friends birthday party. While I'm getting ready, of all the places I could've stepped, of all the places the needle could have been it was all right there. The needle pierced deep into my foot while I regret the stupid mistake of leaving that needle on the ground.

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Waffle · 2d

Ouch.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

I'm at a restaurant and I see two elderly walking in. To be nice I try to open the door. I see a handle so I go over and pull. The door doesn't open. I pull harder, doesn't budge. Then they open it from their side by pulling and walk in while I stand their idiotically.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

I'm posting an FML and my IPad glitches, lags out. Then the Internet goes away and I have to start over.

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