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Anonymous · 22m
I was playing Pokémon FireRed on an emulator on my phone, it was going great until I only had Metapod left in a trainer battle against a trainer with a Metapod.

I was playing Pokémon FireRed on an emulator on my phone, it was going great until I only had Metapod left in a trainer battle against a trainer with a Metapod.

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Anonymous · 12h
I calmly asked my mum if I could grow my hair just a bit longer. She told me that cutting my hair makes it grow faster, I disproved her statement, and then she tried to make a deal with me which was skewed in her favour. I declined. She started yelling at me a lot which caused my eyes to water, i tried to hold back the tears but i cried. My mum saw and she called me a girl. I responded without thinking and yelled "I CAN'T CONTROL MY BODILY FUNCTIONS!" And locked myself in my room, so here I am now, writing this. All of this, caused by me asking if I could have longer hair.

I calmly asked my mum if I could grow my hair just a bit longer. She told me that cutting my hair makes it grow faster, I disproved her statement, and then she tried to make a deal with me which was skewed in her favour. I declined. She started yelling at me a lot which caused my eyes to water, i tried to hold back the tears but i cried. My mum saw and she called me a girl. I responded without thinking and yelled "I CAN'T CONTROL MY BODILY FUNCTIONS!" And locked myself in my room, so here I am now, writing this. All of this, caused by me asking if I could have longer hair.

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Anonymous · 19h
I was at my grandads house and I always get confused between their bedroom and mine.As I was watching a movie until late I was the only one up.I was so tired that I stumbled upstairs and into a bedroom.I got straight into bed and rolled over onto my grandad.FML.

I was at my grandads house and I always get confused between their bedroom and mine.As I was watching a movie until late I was the only one up.I was so tired that I stumbled upstairs and into a bedroom.I got straight into bed and rolled over onto my grandad.FML.

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Anonymous · 1d
I had a group presentation and when it came to my line and I got halfway through and I had a voice crack. Fml

I had a group presentation and when it came to my line and I got halfway through and I had a voice crack. Fml

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CrystalMajestica · 1d
Before I went home from school, I went to the bathroom. I used the first stall since it was the only stall that wasn't occupied. When I pushed down the lever to flush the toilet, it wouldn't flush. I tried to flush it multiple times and it was of no use. I started to get frustrated. Then I gave up and left it there, thinking why they didn't put an "out of order" sign on the door of the stall. Then another day, I used that stall again, thinking that it was fixed. Apparently, I couldn't flush it yet again. I became frustrated until I pushed the lever a little bit forward after I held it down. It successfully flushed. FML

Before I went home from school, I went to the bathroom. I used the first stall since it was the only stall that wasn't occupied. When I pushed down the lever to flush the toilet, it wouldn't flush. I tried to flush it multiple times and it was of no use. I started to get frustrated. Then I gave up and left it there, thinking why they didn't put an "out of order" sign on the door of the stall. Then another day, I used that stall again, thinking that it was fixed. Apparently, I couldn't flush it yet again. I became frustrated until I pushed the lever a little bit forward after I held it down. It successfully flushed. FML

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Anonymous · 1d
i was sleeping my aunt was sleeping next to me and in 7 am in the morning she started strangling me by the hair cuz in here dream she was fighting someone i was trying to slap her to wake her up my parents witnessed all of it and just laugh and didn't helped me it was like 30 mins until it stopped.FML

i was sleeping my aunt was sleeping next to me and in 7 am in the morning she started strangling me by the hair cuz in here dream she was fighting someone i was trying to slap her to wake her up my parents witnessed all of it and just laugh and didn't helped me it was like 30 mins until it stopped.FML

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Anonymous · 1d
i was sleeping my aunt was sleeping next to me and in 7 am in the morning she started strangling me by the hair cuz in here dream she was fighting someone i was trying to slap her to wake her up my parents witnessed all of it and just laugh and didn't helped me it was like 30 mins until it stopped

i was sleeping my aunt was sleeping next to me and in 7 am in the morning she started strangling me by the hair cuz in here dream she was fighting someone i was trying to slap her to wake her up my parents witnessed all of it and just laugh and didn't helped me it was like 30 mins until it stopped

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Anonymous · 2d
Went to bed earlier than usual. Curiosity won't let me sleep. Starts listening to music on my phone. Randomly researched some information about depression on my phone. Went to a website on a new tab. Website was going good until a few minutes later. Virus message pops up for the first time. Music stops and is replaced by a beeping sound. Sound startles me. Desperately follows instructions on removing the virus with my probably gullible mind. Spends two hours trying to remove the virus that's probably actually not. Closes the tab. Beeping sound stops and music resumes. Scans phone for viruses just in case. Phone is okay so far. Worries about phone the following day. FML

Went to bed earlier than usual. Curiosity won't let me sleep. Starts listening to music on my phone. Randomly researched some information about depression on my phone. Went to a website on a new tab. Website was going good until a few minutes later. Virus message pops up for the first time. Music stops and is replaced by a beeping sound. Sound startles me. Desperately follows instructions on removing the virus with my probably gullible mind. Spends two hours trying to remove the virus that's probably actually not. Closes the tab. Beeping sound stops and music resumes. Scans phone for viruses just in case. Phone is okay so far. Worries about phone the following day. FML

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iZolenta · 2d
A boy in my class obviously has a crush on me. He looks like a 7 year old and is a die-hard fan of Minecraft. FML

A boy in my class obviously has a crush on me. He looks like a 7 year old and is a die-hard fan of Minecraft. FML

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Anonymous · 3d
Today, In the middle of night, I accidentally knocked over a scented candle and burned my house down which killed my entire family.FML

Today, In the middle of night, I accidentally knocked over a scented candle and burned my house down which killed my entire family.FML

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Anonymous · 3d
Today, it was raining and I thought I could walk through a huge puddle as a shortcut to throw away my lunch outside since the trash can close to my classroom was full. It was deeper than I thought and I almost submerged my two whole feet in water.

Today, it was raining and I thought I could walk through a huge puddle as a shortcut to throw away my lunch outside since the trash can close to my classroom was full. It was deeper than I thought and I almost submerged my two whole feet in water.

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Anonymous · 3d
I brought my heavy textbooks to class. Apparently, I didn't need to use them when I thought they were important to bring. I had to carry those heavy books throughout the day along with a Chromebook. FML.

I brought my heavy textbooks to class. Apparently, I didn't need to use them when I thought they were important to bring. I had to carry those heavy books throughout the day along with a Chromebook. FML.

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Anonymous · 3d
Spent hours on a drawing. Finished, was proud for two seconds before realizing I had misspelled a word written with permanent marker.

Spent hours on a drawing. Finished, was proud for two seconds before realizing I had misspelled a word written with permanent marker.

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Anonymous · 3d
I begged my mum for a dog. on new years my sister and brother both got kittens. I am allergic to cat hair. i got rushed to the hospital.

I begged my mum for a dog. on new years my sister and brother both got kittens. I am allergic to cat hair. i got rushed to the hospital.

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Anonymous · 3d
I begged my mum for a dog. on new years my sister and brother both got kittens. I am allergic to cat hair.

I begged my mum for a dog. on new years my sister and brother both got kittens. I am allergic to cat hair.

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Anonymous · 4d
I asked my girlfriend where she was. She said she was at the mall with Sarah. Sarah was over at my apartment.

I asked my girlfriend where she was. She said she was at the mall with Sarah. Sarah was over at my apartment.

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boomjonnay · 4d
sometimes i like to chew on random stuff.so one day in middle school i was chewing on a pen it exploded and the whole class saw it. my frined told me i looked like dog with rabies F.M.L

sometimes i like to chew on random stuff.so one day in middle school i was chewing on a pen it exploded and the whole class saw it. my frined told me i looked like dog with rabies F.M.L

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Anonymous · 4d
I've been a magician for 6 years now and I never really showed any big magic tricks to my family, only my parents. One time, they invited me to join a reunion party with all of my family, including the grandparents. In every reunion, there's this part where someone would have to demonstrate their skills to the entire crowd. My parents pushed me to show my magic tricks. I started to do magic tricks, the big ones, where smoke came out of my mouth. Did I mention that I have a very religious family? Yeah. They accused me of selling my soul to Lucifer and threw me out of the party. FML.

I've been a magician for 6 years now and I never really showed any big magic tricks to my family, only my parents. One time, they invited me to join a reunion party with all of my family, including the grandparents. In every reunion, there's this part where someone would have to demonstrate their skills to the entire crowd. My parents pushed me to show my magic tricks. I started to do magic tricks, the big ones, where smoke came out of my mouth. Did I mention that I have a very religious family? Yeah. They accused me of selling my soul to Lucifer and threw me out of the party. FML.

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Giber150 · 4d · Edited
My mom said "ALL YOU FUCKING DO IS PLAY THAT GAME ALL DAY" I said bitch shut the fu I realized what I said. I got my ass beat. FML

My mom said "ALL YOU FUCKING DO IS PLAY THAT GAME ALL DAY" I said bitch shut the fu I realized what I said. I got my ass beat. FML

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funnyman3000 · 4d
While I was going through puberty in the fifth grade I had this bitchy teacher named Ms.Scott. It was her first year. While I was going through a mini boner I was called up to give her an assignment. She saw my boner and looked at me like I was some sort of perv. She was 20 I was 11. FML

While I was going through puberty in the fifth grade I had this bitchy teacher named Ms.Scott. It was her first year. While I was going through a mini boner I was called up to give her an assignment. She saw my boner and looked at me like I was some sort of perv. She was 20 I was 11. FML

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