A place to submit your FML (F*ck My Life) stories.
I spent 30 minutes or so looking for my book last night. I couldn't find it. Looked this morning. After 5 minutes, I lifted a blanket that for some reason hadn't been put back on the chair, and boom. It was there. The worst thing is, I have 11 uncompleted circle theorems for homework.
That awkward moment when you walk up to a teacher, trying to say, "I have a question" but then have to sneeze. Here's what happens: You say "I have a-" and then start wheezing, muttering, "I'm sorry." and you stand there looking like an idiot. FML
Today I was in pub with my crush i used to date when we were kids. Like those school loves. Now we are both adult and kind of a best friends. I was there always for her. When i was about to tell her I love her, she told me, hey i forgot to tell you, I'm dating that guy i was telling you about. And i was like yeah.. cool.. glad to hear that.. FML.
I was in a public bathroom with my friend and she called to me to get her toilet paper. I asked what stall she was in and she said "the one on the end" I went to the stall on the end and threw toilet paper over to hear "wrong stall". A random girl came walking out and handed me the toilet paper and walked out of the bathroom.
Me and my friend(he is a boy and i'm a girl)both have younger siblings that we have to pick up from the same school so we walk with each other.When I was walking down the street with him,my older sister saw me and him walking together.When i got home,my whole family looked at me suspiciously.5 minutes later they were all mocking me saying i had a crush on my friend.
I'm doing some sewing and I take a break. Later I'm going to a friends birthday party. While I'm getting ready, of all the places I could've stepped, of all the places the needle could have been it was all right there. The needle pierced deep into my foot while I regret the stupid mistake of leaving that needle on the ground.
I'm at a restaurant and I see two elderly walking in. To be nice I try to open the door. I see a handle so I go over and pull. The door doesn't open. I pull harder, doesn't budge. Then they open it from their side by pulling and walk in while I stand their idiotically.