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Anonymous · 16h
I was walking home in the rain one day after school with some friends. My one backpack strap snapped and landed in the mud before I made it to the sidewalk. I pick it up and carry it and I only make it a few steps before my ringtone goes off loud as fuck. This was in my cringy edgy weaboo middle school days so you can imagine what that ringtone was. I struggled with my phone for a little since the brightness was down so I let them keep going as they laughed their asses off

I was walking home in the rain one day after school with some friends. My one backpack strap snapped and landed in the mud before I made it to the sidewalk. I pick it up and carry it and I only make it a few steps before my ringtone goes off loud as fuck. This was in my cringy edgy weaboo middle school days so you can imagine what that ringtone was. I struggled with my phone for a little since the brightness was down so I let them keep going as they laughed their asses off

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I hit my funny bone

I hit my funny bone

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WhoAreYou · 17h

and my friend just laughed

and my friend just laughed
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CAMPID · 16h
that friend was me

that friend was me

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Are music teacher was pregnant and was leaving the school and we were saying God bye and hugging her I went in to hug her and kissed her cheek by accident

Are music teacher was pregnant and was leaving the school and we were saying God bye and hugging her I went in to hug her and kissed her cheek by accident

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WhoAreYou · 16h

God bye??????do you mean good bye

God bye??????do you mean good bye
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Anonymous · 21h
I went to school.knocked on the door about 1,000 times.I then realized it was Saturday. FML.

I went to school.knocked on the door about 1,000 times.I then realized it was Saturday. FML.

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Allred · 1d
I was in my room, minding my own business I thought I was home alone so I decided to watch some 'inappropriate videos' but the sound was not working, I turned it at max volume and could still hear nothing. Then suddenly my parents came into my room and shouted "OMFG disconnect from the bluetooth speaker!" FML

I was in my room, minding my own business I thought I was home alone so I decided to watch some 'inappropriate videos' but the sound was not working, I turned it at max volume and could still hear nothing. Then suddenly my parents came into my room and shouted "OMFG disconnect from the bluetooth speaker!" FML

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Anonymous · 1d
Today was my brothers birthday, He got a bunch of stuff and I got nothing, we are twins. FML

Today was my brothers birthday, He got a bunch of stuff and I got nothing, we are twins. FML

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Anonymous · 2d
One time I asked a girl out. I was emediatly rejected. I tried to play it off like I never liked her in the first place. So I asked out another girl. The other one reacted emediatly by pinning me down and giving me a F*CKING black eye.

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One time I asked a girl out. I was emediatly rejected. I tried to play it off like I never liked her in the first place. So I asked out another girl. The other one reacted emediatly by pinning me down and giving me a F*CKING black eye.

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Anonymous · 2d
I was walking to school,when suddently I fall over and because of my backpack I got more impact and so do I slam my face hard against cracked bricks...it turns out there was blooding coming out of my forehead so I returned home..couldn't find the bandages to stop the blood... FML

I was walking to school,when suddently I fall over and because of my backpack I got more impact and so do I slam my face hard against cracked bricks...it turns out there was blooding coming out of my forehead so I returned home..couldn't find the bandages to stop the blood... FML

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Anonymous · 2d
A good pilot acquaintance of mine died in a horrible plane crash on the 21st of February. I got rejected from my dream job the very next day. My birthday is in less than a week and i have no one to spend it with. How else could life make my week get any worse than it already is?

A good pilot acquaintance of mine died in a horrible plane crash on the 21st of February. I got rejected from my dream job the very next day. My birthday is in less than a week and i have no one to spend it with. How else could life make my week get any worse than it already is?

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Calbel · 2d

Sad to hear sorry mate :( Regarding the dream job, just remember that Michael Jordan was rejected from his high school basketball team, so it's not a reason to lose hope. Things can only go up from here! I wish you the best of luck with everything.

Sad to hear sorry mate :( Regarding the dream job, just remember that Michael Jordan was rejected from his high school basketball team, so it's not a reason to lose hope. Things can only go up from here! I wish you the best of luck with everything.
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Anonymous · 2d
My girl friend said a school was abandoned so I broke stuff then she called the police on me an broke up with me

My girl friend said a school was abandoned so I broke stuff then she called the police on me an broke up with me

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Prof_Gaming · 1d

WHY THE FLOP DID YOU DO THAT? Yes, I censore myself

WHY THE FLOP DID YOU DO THAT? Yes, I censore myself
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At school we have table groups for every class, and I always end up with the people that talk about people dating and crap like that. One day they asked me, "Are YOU dating anyone?" So I replied with no. Then they said, "Why am I asking you anyway? You're a complete outcast!" And then I said I didn't want to be in all of the shit they do. Then they laughed, and they just did it to make me even more pissed off. They like when I get angry.

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At school we have table groups for every class, and I always end up with the people that talk about people dating and crap like that. One day they asked me, "Are YOU dating anyone?" So I replied with no. Then they said, "Why am I asking you anyway? You're a complete outcast!" And then I said I didn't want to be in all of the shit they do. Then they laughed, and they just did it to make me even more pissed off. They like when I get angry.

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Anonymous · 2d
I'm a baker and I made an enormous cake and was going to get paid for it and I took it to the drop off location and realized it wasn't due for another week

I'm a baker and I made an enormous cake and was going to get paid for it and I took it to the drop off location and realized it wasn't due for another week

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Anonymous · 2d
Im going to a friends party and he is inviting tons of people there. My ex will be there and she said she will knock me out if she sees me again . . . She is pretty strong to

Im going to a friends party and he is inviting tons of people there. My ex will be there and she said she will knock me out if she sees me again . . . She is pretty strong to

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Anonymous · 3d
i go on youtube and found someone talking about rape and someone replied by saying "its not rape if i like it"FML

i go on youtube and found someone talking about rape and someone replied by saying "its not rape if i like it"FML

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Anonymous · 3d
i woke up by thumping on mum and dads bed and thought they were boxing(they were humping each other)

i woke up by thumping on mum and dads bed and thought they were boxing(they were humping each other)

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Anonymous · 3d
i was playing a rp game i say ella looks hot and some dude makes me gay and changes his name to ella FML

i was playing a rp game i say ella looks hot and some dude makes me gay and changes his name to ella FML

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Spek · 3d
this is sad, when i was a kid i really wanted to play gta IV so i downloaded it via softonic and it was a cinematic of the game later i tried dowloading multiple programs i ended up with my computer in the trash and no gta 4 now my parents gifted me a new pc i learned how to install games but mi pc couldnt run the game FML

this is sad, when i was a kid i really wanted to play gta IV so i downloaded it via softonic and it was a cinematic of the game later i tried dowloading multiple programs i ended up with my computer in the trash and no gta 4 now my parents gifted me a new pc i learned how to install games but mi pc couldnt run the game FML

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h20fiah · 3d
I had a typo with my comment on YouTube FML

I had a typo with my comment on YouTube FML

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Anonymous · 3d
I was having a conversation with my friend, I had my laptop open in front of me. When he was speaking, saliva sprayed all over my laptop. I didn't dare telling him.

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I was having a conversation with my friend, I had my laptop open in front of me. When he was speaking, saliva sprayed all over my laptop. I didn't dare telling him.

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Anonymous · 3d
I was heading to class and I fell up the stairs. I got back up and ran to class because I didn't want to be late. I made it in the class and sat in my desk that I usually sit in. Please note that the teacher doesn't like me very well. The bell rang and the teacher yelled at me for being late. I was 2 minutes early. Everyone else was just there before me

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I was heading to class and I fell up the stairs. I got back up and ran to class because I didn't want to be late. I made it in the class and sat in my desk that I usually sit in. Please note that the teacher doesn't like me very well. The bell rang and the teacher yelled at me for being late. I was 2 minutes early. Everyone else was just there before me

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