If you wanna cut something straight, but you don't have scissors, just place a metal ruler firmly on the paper and then pull.
If you are playing games like Flappy bird, Crossy Road, etc., play the game with your non dominant hand. You'll have much more focus on the controls of your character.
When eviscerating your enemy make sure to take a step back, so his intestines don't get on your shoes as the spill out from his abdomen.
clean first your upper body and legs and leave your hair for the last so by the time you get blinded by the shampoo you won't have to feel like a blind person bathing and searching for your belongings
Need to iron something? just stick wet clothes in drier and the water/steam will take the wrinkles out!
Need a speaker for your phone? Wrap your hand around the the built in speaker and it will amplify the sound
Ever want whiter teeth? Just drink some bleach
Get two bulldog clips and put them on the top and bottom ends of your phone in a way that the clips touch the floor. This will make your phone stand up on its own when recording videos, etc.
Urinating in the shower saves time
Want to get featured in a calbel video more often? Post something anonymously, then create atleast 10 alternate accounts to like the post
Got a toy/figure with a lose joint? Take something like a tooth pick and dab some Acrylic floor polish around the joint, work it, and either put on more or let it sit over night and it will tighter. On the flip side if a joint is to tight clear finger nail polish remover should be able to 'melt' some of the plastic around the joint but I would be careful using this method
When squeezing a lemon wedge, put a fork in the middle of the wedge. No pips will come out and it won't squirt randomly. It can also help you get more juice out of the wedge.
If you download a free program with a free trial, when you run out of time, just delete the software from your computer and re-download! It works 9/10 times. Voila!
Got a 6 pack of soda? Cut the top part of the plastic container, leave the bottom alone. Stick your hands in the cut and flatten it in an outward motion. You can now easily access your drink.
If you're hungry, watch something that scares you a lot.It will get rid of your hunger (even though you will have nightmares)
Suck dick. It's great excersize!
pee your Electronic Insect Killers to clean it up
If youre hungry, just eat your fingers
Stick a stick up your ass and you'll get a dipshit