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Anonymous Anonymous · 3h

Girl, If I had a genie you'd be all 3 wishes

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7h

Since I'm already going to hell, want to help me make it worth it?

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dooby dooby · 7h

You turn my hardware into software.

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Hey girl, did you know Uranus is out of this world?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23h

Is your name Daniel, cause dammnnnn

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Is your face a flower garden because I want to rearrange it

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Geographical Geographical · 2d · Edited

I'm gonna report you to the police station because you stole my heart.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from hevean
Girl: No, im from Hell
Me: Well tht explains why you're so HAWT!
Girl: Damn that was smooth

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

are you from the netherlands because amstredaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnnnnn son

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

Are you a camera, bc everytime i look at you i smile

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You must be Life Alert, because I've fallen for you, and I can't get up.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

Do opposites attract? Cause you're ugly

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

did your dad have a Trophy Shop ? Because you're Champion in my heart ..

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Of all of your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite

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Jazzy Jazzy · 8d

lemme smash

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WilE04 · 3d

If you say that to me I will just play Smash Bros with you

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Calbel · 7d

Smooth

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

Are you Wi-fi because I think we have a connection

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Your Dad is a thief... because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes

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Are your parents retarded? Because your special ;)

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Calbel · 8d

you're* rip

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Your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty.

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Calbel · 8d

Not heard this one before loool good one

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Are you a whale because we can humpback in my place

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