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A place to submit Pick Up Lines.
Do you work in subway because your giving me a footlong?
My name is (Insert your name here), and tonight you will scream it.
Hey baby are you from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin it
Are your parents artists? Because you're an amazing work of art.
Hey girl, put that cookie down. You're sweet enough already
How come I know the million digits of pi but I don't know your phone number
Are you Little Ceasers? Because you're hot and I'm ready.
Geez, are you Robin Hood or something? You must at least be an expert thief or something, because you stole my heart all the way across the room
My grades may be low, but my love for you is A+
C'mon, I really need to stop seeing you. I need my breath to live so stop taking it away every time I see you. ;)
are you justin bieber? cause i heard your baby baby baby oooo stuff
Are you a spider? Because I'd smash you.
Are you the sun? Because you are hot
And plus that is a bad pick up line....
Y do u correct me and everyone else
Are you a nightmare? Because I can't get you off my mind.
You turn my hardware into software
Isn't it the opposite?
Do you smoke? Because you're smokin' hot.
Are you a banana? Because you are a-peeling.
Happy Valentines ay. You can get the D later.
Hey girl, you like dragons?
Good, 'cos I'll be draggin' these balls across your face tonight.
DOCK AT ME LIKE THE ISS! !)