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A place to submit Pick Up Lines.
Girl, If I had a genie you'd be all 3 wishes
Since I'm already going to hell, want to help me make it worth it?
You turn my hardware into software.
Hey girl, did you know Uranus is out of this world?
Is your name Daniel, cause dammnnnn
Is your face a flower garden because I want to rearrange it
I'm gonna report you to the police station because you stole my heart.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from hevean
Girl: No, im from Hell
Me: Well tht explains why you're so HAWT!
Girl: Damn that was smooth
are you from the netherlands because amstredaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnnnnn son
Are you a camera, bc everytime i look at you i smile
You must be Life Alert, because I've fallen for you, and I can't get up.
Do opposites attract? Cause you're ugly
did your dad have a Trophy Shop ? Because you're Champion in my heart ..
Of all of your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite
If you say that to me I will just play Smash Bros with you
Are you Wi-fi because I think we have a connection
Your Dad is a thief... because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes
Are your parents retarded? Because your special ;)
Your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty.
Not heard this one before loool good one
Are you a whale because we can humpback in my place