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Anonymous · 1h
Do you work in subway because your giving me a footlong?

Do you work in subway because your giving me a footlong?

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My name is (Insert your name here), and tonight you will scream it.

My name is (Insert your name here), and tonight you will scream it.

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Hey baby are you from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin it

Hey baby are you from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin it

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Anonymous · 23h
Are your parents artists? Because you're an amazing work of art.

Are your parents artists? Because you're an amazing work of art.

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Anonymous · 1d
Hey girl, put that cookie down. You're sweet enough already

Hey girl, put that cookie down. You're sweet enough already

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How come I know the million digits of pi but I don't know your phone number

How come I know the million digits of pi but I don't know your phone number

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Anonymous · 2d
Are you Little Ceasers? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Are you Little Ceasers? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Anonymous · 2d
Geez, are you Robin Hood or something? You must at least be an expert thief or something, because you stole my heart all the way across the room

Geez, are you Robin Hood or something? You must at least be an expert thief or something, because you stole my heart all the way across the room

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Anonymous · 2d
My grades may be low, but my love for you is A+

My grades may be low, but my love for you is A+

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Anonymous · 2d
C'mon, I really need to stop seeing you. I need my breath to live so stop taking it away every time I see you. ;)

C'mon, I really need to stop seeing you. I need my breath to live so stop taking it away every time I see you. ;)

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are you justin bieber? cause i heard your baby baby baby oooo stuff

are you justin bieber? cause i heard your baby baby baby oooo stuff

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Anonymous · 3d
Are you a spider? Because I'd smash you.

Are you a spider? Because I'd smash you.

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h20fiah · 3d
Are you the sun? Because you are hot

Are you the sun? Because you are hot

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h20fiah · 2d

And plus that is a bad pick up line....

And plus that is a bad pick up line....
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h20fiah · 2d

Y do u correct me and everyone else

Y do u correct me and everyone else
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Are you a nightmare? Because I can't get you off my mind.

Are you a nightmare? Because I can't get you off my mind.

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Anonymous · 4d
You turn my hardware into software

You turn my hardware into software

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h20fiah · 2d

Exactly

Exactly
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Prof_Gaming · 2d

Isn't it the opposite?

Isn't it the opposite?
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Do you smoke? Because you're smokin' hot.

Do you smoke? Because you're smokin' hot.

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Are you a banana? Because you are a-peeling.

Are you a banana? Because you are a-peeling.

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Happy Valentines ay. You can get the D later.

Happy Valentines ay. You can get the D later.

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Hey girl, you like dragons?

Good, 'cos I'll be draggin' these balls across your face tonight.

Hey girl, you like dragons?

Good, 'cos I'll be draggin' these balls across your face tonight.

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DOCK AT ME LIKE THE ISS! !)

DOCK AT ME LIKE THE ISS! !)

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