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Anonymous Anonymous · 37m

What if time was going in reverse till it ran out and everything died

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3h

My parents and their friends at least have a four year age difference if that happened in elementary school there would be an eighth grader dating a forth grader

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If everyone at school had their phone NOT on silent and an emergency alert system such as an AMBER alert rang out on everyone's phone, it would be super loud, everyone would go temporarily deaf, and I would get a heart attack from the jumpscare of the alarm. And a chance that the school would be in lockdown.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6h

When men say makeup is false advertising, they are really saying they were stupid enough to believe that women naturally have gold eyelids.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7h

You are in the present, past, and future all at the same time. In less than a milisecond the present becomes the past and now since a milisecond has passed you're now in the future which is now the past since another milisecond has gone on.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7h

There could be a giant mirror in outer space and there's no way we
Could know it's their

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If the north side of a magnet points toward the north pole, then that means the north pole is actually charged south.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10h

I feel as though Club Penguin Island is going to be the next Pokémon GO.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10h

I feel as though Club Penguin Island is going to be the Pokémon GO of 2017.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10h

If "I before E except after C" how is efficiency a word?

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WhoAreYou · 7h

exceptions m8...exceptions

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Wanker Wanker · 11h

Sleeping in a car ride is the closest you'll get to fast travelling in real life.

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Wanker Wanker · 11h

At one point, the richest person in history probably had more berries than other people.

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If you eat your own stomach where does it go?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12h

If you have hair, then its like a hat for your head

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14h

Everyone's first subscriber is probably themselves.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14h

Pizza boxes are squares while the pizza is circular and a slice is triangular.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14h

Pizza boxes are squares while the pizza is circular and a slice is triangular

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15h

We are always starving to death, eating just resets the timer.

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"True Love's Kiss" is basically the Disney way of saying "They boned".

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15h

What if 9/11 never happened...Bin Laden would still be alive and the war on terror would not have started

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