A place to submit Funny Steam Reviews.
Subnautica - I paid £15 to develop a phobia of fish
Totally worth it
DOOM is a horror game where you're the monsters.
I LOVE THIS GAME! The whole point is to get combos while you BURN SHIT.
Farming simulator 2015:
-Already $50,000 in debt
-Harvests small field to make $20,000
-Buys new equipment and forgets about debt for a year
10/10 wishes this was real life
10/10 wants better pc because this game runs shit on every pc imaginable
Subnautica - The ocean is brighter than my future 420/10
Alright, I saw the following review for FNAF 2: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you? How tough am I? I survived Five Nights At Fazbear's Pizza. Yeah? So? Without any doors.
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"you have to win the game". What a disgusting title that belongs to a vile dog in a herpes infested cage in a japanese bondage filming room. Probably one of the most disgracful video games I have ever put my cursor on to. I would rather slit all veins in my body and beat my knee caps with a steel rod. Excellent game though, lots of content, 10/10
Unturned: >Joins game >Finds gun >Gets clothing> Has an amazing adventure> Forgets food and water bar
GTA V : >turns game on
>breaks the law
>dies in small car accident whilst escaping
> hospital takes my money
> quit game
> 10/10 would escape hospital bills again