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Alright, I saw the following review for FNAF 2: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you? How tough am I? I survived Five Nights At Fazbear's Pizza. Yeah? So? Without any doors.
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"you have to win the game". What a disgusting title that belongs to a vile dog in a herpes infested cage in a japanese bondage filming room. Probably one of the most disgracful video games I have ever put my cursor on to. I would rather slit all veins in my body and beat my knee caps with a steel rod. Excellent game though, lots of content, 10/10
Unturned: >Joins game >Finds gun >Gets clothing> Has an amazing adventure> Forgets food and water bar
GTA V : >turns game on
>breaks the law
>dies in small car accident whilst escaping
> hospital takes my money
> quit game
> 10/10 would escape hospital bills again
Minecraft: Story Mode: I can't believe this game made me gay for a bunch of colored blocks
Dark Souls III: I'm an atheist but this game genuinely had me looking through the bible for help.
Unturned: My strange addictions
Hi, my name's Jim, my strange addiction is mmxing glue and blueberries together and drinking the mix. I do this because I had a glue addiction, the berries make it taste better, making my addiciton worse. Doctors say they don't know how I haven't died, I don't know or care why either.
11/10 would get high from eating berries and drinking glue again
When doing Void mission and glich out of map into another Void...
You should look for Life is Strange funny reviews in general!