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Anonymous · 3d
Grandma:lol your gf died
Me:what the fuck
Grandma:wut
Me:what does lol mean?
Grandma:lots of love
Me:it me laugh out loud

Grandma:lol your gf died
Me:what the fuck
Grandma:wut
Me:what does lol mean?
Grandma:lots of love
Me:it me laugh out loud

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Grandma: what is hentai?

Me: karate.

Grandma: I need to search this on the Google!

Grandma: You lied to me.

Grandma: what is hentai?

Me: karate.

Grandma: I need to search this on the Google!

Grandma: You lied to me.

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Anonymous · 6d
Friend: I
Me: Like
Friend: Big
Me: Hairy
Friend: Nostrils
Me: Because
Friend: They
Me: Are
Friend: Tasty.

Friend: I
Me: Like
Friend: Big
Me: Hairy
Friend: Nostrils
Me: Because
Friend: They
Me: Are
Friend: Tasty.

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Anonymous · 7d
Friend: At the eye doctor- Wish me luck!

Me: It's been 30 mins, how r u doing?

Friend: I gol- ey drops

Friend: LI can't sle anymins

Friend: L Cary- see wat IM, writip

Friend: Hlp me

Friend: At the eye doctor- Wish me luck!

Me: It's been 30 mins, how r u doing?

Friend: I gol- ey drops

Friend: LI can't sle anymins

Friend: L Cary- see wat IM, writip

Friend: Hlp me

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Devvo · 7d
Me: haha I got a freddo try me bitch.
Brother: shut up fat.

Me: haha I got a freddo try me bitch.
Brother: shut up fat.

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Jordan <3 -
Me: I love you Jordan
Jordan: No I love you more
Me: wanna fite m8 I love you more
Jordan: but I love you too space and back ):)
Me:no I love you to the milky way and back :)
Jordan: send nudes
Me: what
Jordan: JK love you
Me: Fuck off

Jordan <3 -
Me: I love you Jordan
Jordan: No I love you more
Me: wanna fite m8 I love you more
Jordan: but I love you too space and back ):)
Me:no I love you to the milky way and back :)
Jordan: send nudes
Me: what
Jordan: JK love you
Me: Fuck off

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Anonymous · 10d
How do you text people?

How do you text people?

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Anonymous · 11d
Random person: you stupid ugly piece of crap you look like a donkeys rear end
Me: no that's just your reflection in a mirror
Random person: WTF go die in a hole
Me: when I die I will be burried in a hole but close enough
Random person: no wonder you have no friends everyone hates you and you don't even have good comebacks
Me: at least I'm not an over weight prank texter who has no life and lives in my mom's basement and is always on a phone also before prank texting people make sure they aren't cops like me
Random person:-_-

Random person: you stupid ugly piece of crap you look like a donkeys rear end
Me: no that's just your reflection in a mirror
Random person: WTF go die in a hole
Me: when I die I will be burried in a hole but close enough
Random person: no wonder you have no friends everyone hates you and you don't even have good comebacks
Me: at least I'm not an over weight prank texter who has no life and lives in my mom's basement and is always on a phone also before prank texting people make sure they aren't cops like me
Random person:-_-

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Anonymous · 12d
Husband: Hey, this isn't really working out. I'm breaking up with you.
Wife: I am your wife. You can't exactly break up with me. I live with you.
Husband: Oh, sorry. Wrong person.
Wife: Oh, okay!
Wife: Wait, what?

Husband: Hey, this isn't really working out. I'm breaking up with you.
Wife: I am your wife. You can't exactly break up with me. I live with you.
Husband: Oh, sorry. Wrong person.
Wife: Oh, okay!
Wife: Wait, what?

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-Goes to a group chat-
-Types the bee movie script-
-Instantly kicked-
-Gets back on-
" Hi! "
-Says bee movie script again-
Some guy: -_-
Me: XD
-Banned-

-Goes to a group chat-
-Types the bee movie script-
-Instantly kicked-
-Gets back on-
" Hi! "
-Says bee movie script again-
Some guy: -_-
Me: XD
-Banned-

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*names the group chat the entire script of the bee movie

*names the group chat the entire script of the bee movie

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Anonymous · 14d
Friend:You're fat,

Me:I'm not fat I'm just gaining weight,

Friend: That's what somebody who's fat would say,

I got roasted,

Friend:You're fat,

Me:I'm not fat I'm just gaining weight,

Friend: That's what somebody who's fat would say,

I got roasted,

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My friend says...
Arrogant: having or revealing an exaggerated sense of ones own importance or abilities.

Me: But mate, you don't have any importance OR Special abilities

My friend says...
Arrogant: having or revealing an exaggerated sense of ones own importance or abilities.

Me: But mate, you don't have any importance OR Special abilities

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Mom im pregnant with my poster ;-;

Mom im pregnant with my poster ;-;

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AlleyTheJokester · 12d

This was more random to going up to a friend and saying "Bread crumbs and beaver spit" and then walking away...

This was more random to going up to a friend and saying "Bread crumbs and beaver spit" and then walking away...
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Anonymous · 19d
*Friend sends picture of something really serious*
Me:*Doesn't even look at picture*LOL
Let's just say i'm not friends with that person anymore.

*Friend sends picture of something really serious*
Me:*Doesn't even look at picture*LOL
Let's just say i'm not friends with that person anymore.

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Anonymous · 19d
Friend : I JUST WANT A DATE

Me : The 5th of February

Friend : I JUST WANT A DATE

Me : The 5th of February

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Some Random Person: Die.
Me: What colour?

Some Random Person: Die.
Me: What colour?

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Anonymous · 22d
Me-Fuck you dad

Me-Fuck you dad

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Anonymous · 24d
Mom:(send photo)
Me: what is this
Mom: what do u mean by whatis this

Mom:(send photo)
Me: what is this
Mom: what do u mean by whatis this

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Him- Hi Me- Hello Him- sup? Me- nothing much u? Him- same Me- Cool Him- so yeahhhhh Me- C u tomorrow Him- bye #myattemptatflirting

Him- Hi Me- Hello Him- sup? Me- nothing much u? Him- same Me- Cool Him- so yeahhhhh Me- C u tomorrow Him- bye #myattemptatflirting

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