A place to submit Funny Text Conversations.
Jordan <3 -
Me: I love you Jordan
Jordan: No I love you more
Me: wanna fite m8 I love you more
Jordan: but I love you too space and back ):)
Me:no I love you to the milky way and back :)
Jordan: send nudes
Jordan: JK love you
Me: Fuck off
Random person: you stupid ugly piece of crap you look like a donkeys rear end
Me: no that's just your reflection in a mirror
Random person: WTF go die in a hole
Me: when I die I will be burried in a hole but close enough
Random person: no wonder you have no friends everyone hates you and you don't even have good comebacks
Me: at least I'm not an over weight prank texter who has no life and lives in my mom's basement and is always on a phone also before prank texting people make sure they aren't cops like me
Husband: Hey, this isn't really working out. I'm breaking up with you.
Wife: I am your wife. You can't exactly break up with me. I live with you.
Husband: Oh, sorry. Wrong person.
Wife: Oh, okay!
Wife: Wait, what?