A place to submit Funny Text Conversations.
Me- Hey mom. I just got suspended.
Mom- What for?! You're grounded for driving and video games.
Me- My teacher pointed a ruler at me and said," There is an idiot at the end of this ruler." I told her," Which end are you talking about?"
Mom- You're un-grounded for doing exactly what I would have done.
Me- Hey emily it is brett, i will be there to pick you up at 7, Cant wait to see you babe!
Vanessa- This is Vanessa's dad. you are hereby cut off from all contact to her because you are cheating on my only daughter you scumbag.
Me- so what does this mean?
Vanessa- This means you are no longer dating my daughter.
Me- Can i still date Emily tho?
Me: Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom can you get rid of it???
Me: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Dad: Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
Me:The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds.Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding].Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Friend:According to all known laws of aviation,there is no way a bee should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee,of course,flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow,black.Yellow,black.Yellow,black.Yellow,black.Ooh!Black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.