A place to submit your That Drunk stories.
"I wasn't even that drunk. I hired a lift to take us home. I'm a smart drunk."
"Dude, yeah, you hired a taxi to take us home."
"Yeah, but the party was at your house. You just sat there in the backseat turning a paper plate, humming to yourself."
"Oh, I thought that was a dream..."
"I wasn't That Drunk."
"Dude, you were running around my kitchen with a pomegranate, screaming, "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!"
"You're still drunk, aren't you?"
when i was a kid me and my cousin stole a bottle of our grandparents whisky and went to drink it in a field, being the smart kids we were we forgot that we would have to go home, so while trying to hide the fact we were drunk off of our arses we stumbled into the house said goodnight and fell into bed
"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude, you yelled at my squirrell please don't hurt me! Cried, and then proceeded to pick up my air rifle, and nearly shoot the poor thing! Lucky I stopped you...."
"Oh right.........my bad
One time a friend on mine (a 21 female) got so drunk that when we were heading home on the bus, she wouldn't spot pointing outside the window. I looked out wondering what the heck she was pointing at and then she went, "Look...a-a-at the tuuuuurny thingies" over and over again. They were turbines...