"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you yelled OH CRAP YOU KILLED SPONGEBOB when i was cutting up the pineapple for the fruit salad." "Oh..."
I wasnt That drunk... "Dude. Youre in my closet." What? Why? You went in there screaming IM BACK FROM NARNIA then cried when you couldnt get out
"I wasn't even that drunk" "This is a court hearing you were arrested for drunk driving and manslaughter of 3 people."
"I wasn't even that drunk." "Dude, you grabbed my broom and ran around the backyard screaming 'I HAVE TO GET THE SNITCH!"
"I wasn't even drunk. I'm sure I wasn't..." "But I saw you making out with your reflection on the mirror, thinking that was Britney Spears."
i was so drunk that i wanted to suicide 'cause i was arguing with my best friend,you can see how i love her....yes i'm still drunk
"I wasn't even that drunk" dude you watched Stranger Things so much last night you started using telekenisis to get yourself a bear
"i wasnt even that drunk" "dude you started crying cuz you though my fish was drowning"
"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you saw a hammer and proceeded to pick it up" "doesn't mean I was drunk" "then you started to scream at the sky 'Heimdall, open the bell frost'" "Oh"
"I wasn't THAT drunk" "Dude you ran in front of a chip van screaming CHHHIIIIPPPPSSSS!!!!!. And you were one with the grille of the vehicle"
"I wasn't even that drunk." "Dude,why did you throw a beer bottle shouting that you wanted your little poni
"I wasn't even that drunk." "Dude, you peed your pants and told everyone that your dick is crying" "Damn"
"I wasn't that drunk." "You wanted to play in the snow." "So?" "It's the middle of July."
I got kicked out of the bar in saint patrick's day don't worry about it
"I wasn't even that drunk" "Girl, you tried to make out with a photo of your bouyfriend on your phone.." "
"I wasn't even that drunk" "Dude you called me your mum."
"I wasn't even that drunk" "Dude what is it like being a boyfriend now huh?" "What are you talking about" "You asked my girlfriend out and she dumped me immediately, you asshole"
"I wasn't even that drunk" "Dude you smashed a window is your head ok?" "No I didn't" "Everyone knows"
"I wasn't even that drunk" "Dude you took a piece of paper and then tried to eat it insisting that it was "Rick Astley" And It was time for payback!"