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"I wasn't that drunk."

"Dude, you drove yourself home."

"So?"

"You drove home in MY CAR."

"I wasn't that drunk."

"Dude, you drove yourself home."

"So?"

"You drove home in MY CAR."

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One time a friend on mine (a 21 female) got so drunk that when we were heading home on the bus, she wouldn't spot pointing outside the window. I looked out wondering what the heck she was pointing at and then she went, "Look...a-a-at the tuuuuurny thingies" over and over again. They were turbines...

One time a friend on mine (a 21 female) got so drunk that when we were heading home on the bus, she wouldn't spot pointing outside the window. I looked out wondering what the heck she was pointing at and then she went, "Look...a-a-at the tuuuuurny thingies" over and over again. They were turbines...

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Anonymous · 5d
You were drunk for 10 years and failed at raising an autistic son.

You were drunk for 10 years and failed at raising an autistic son.

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Anonymous · 14d
"Dude, was I that drunk?" "You went into my bedroom after the party and said you were gonna take a nap" "So?" "My girlfriend was in the bed sleeping" "Crap..."

"Dude, was I that drunk?" "You went into my bedroom after the party and said you were gonna take a nap" "So?" "My girlfriend was in the bed sleeping" "Crap..."

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My brother was sleeping on my pillow and I was legitimately so upset I purposely slept on the floor.

My brother was sleeping on my pillow and I was legitimately so upset I purposely slept on the floor.

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Anonymous · 15d
Someone asked you what you wanted for your birthday. You said a noise maker, you meant a sound machine. But then you bawked like a chicken to make it known you didnt have one.

Someone asked you what you wanted for your birthday. You said a noise maker, you meant a sound machine. But then you bawked like a chicken to make it known you didnt have one.

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Anonymous · 16d
i wasn't that drunk. dude, you walked into an Apple store and yelled "AT AN APPLE STORE THESE PEOPLE ARE RIP OFFS LOL HASHTAGHOLYCRAP HASHTAGI HATE APPLE HASHTAGWORD"

i wasn't that drunk. dude, you walked into an Apple store and yelled "AT AN APPLE STORE THESE PEOPLE ARE RIP OFFS LOL HASHTAGHOLYCRAP HASHTAGI HATE APPLE HASHTAGWORD"

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Anonymous · 17d
"I wasn't that drunk" these were the last words of a man who was killed by a close friend after the man killed his friend's mom while yelling "Who's your daddy!?"

"I wasn't that drunk" these were the last words of a man who was killed by a close friend after the man killed his friend's mom while yelling "Who's your daddy!?"

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Anonymous · 19d
"Wasn't that Drunk"

"You just tried to save a cat from losing its breathe by putting it in the water 10 minutes ago....."

"Wasn't that Drunk"

"You just tried to save a cat from losing its breathe by putting it in the water 10 minutes ago....."

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Anonymous · 19d
"Wasn't that Drunk"

"You just said you were not that high 10 seconds ago....."

"Wasn't that Drunk"

"You just said you were not that high 10 seconds ago....."

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Anonymous · 21d
"I wasn't that drunk..." "You drew a face on a sponge and yelled, " SPONGEBOB YOU'RE ALIVE!" "

"I wasn't that drunk..." "You drew a face on a sponge and yelled, " SPONGEBOB YOU'RE ALIVE!" "

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Anonymous · 27d
"I wasn't that drunk" Dude you were trying to stop a fish from drowning.

"I wasn't that drunk" Dude you were trying to stop a fish from drowning.

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"I wasn't that drunk". "Dude, you kept on asking your mother if she was a virgin, until she said yes. And then started screaming that you're Jesus' reincarnation"

"I wasn't that drunk". "Dude, you kept on asking your mother if she was a virgin, until she said yes. And then started screaming that you're Jesus' reincarnation"

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"I wasn't that drunk". "Dude, you danced with your reflection In the mirror then I turned the lights off and you cried because you were lonely"

"I wasn't that drunk". "Dude, you danced with your reflection In the mirror then I turned the lights off and you cried because you were lonely"

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Anonymous · 29d
You went up to a dog and screamed,"SIRIUS YOUR ALIVE!!!"

You went up to a dog and screamed,"SIRIUS YOUR ALIVE!!!"

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Cookie_Monster_Cat · 7d

ayyyyyy

ayyyyyy
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AlleyTheJokester · 9d

BAWK

BAWK
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"I wasn't even that drunk..." "Dude you put on your hockey equipment, armed yourself with a stick and started claiming your neighbour's backyard as your new independent kingdom"

"I wasn't even that drunk..." "Dude you put on your hockey equipment, armed yourself with a stick and started claiming your neighbour's backyard as your new independent kingdom"

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Anonymous · 1mo
"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you yelled OH CRAP YOU KILLED SPONGEBOB when i was cutting up the pineapple for the fruit salad." "Oh..."

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you yelled OH CRAP YOU KILLED SPONGEBOB when i was cutting up the pineapple for the fruit salad." "Oh..."

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Anonymous · 1mo
I wasnt That drunk... "Dude. Youre in my closet." What? Why? You went in there screaming IM BACK FROM NARNIA then cried when you couldnt get out

I wasnt That drunk... "Dude. Youre in my closet." What? Why? You went in there screaming IM BACK FROM NARNIA then cried when you couldnt get out

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Anonymous · 1mo
"I wasn't even that drunk" "This is a court hearing you were arrested for drunk driving and manslaughter of 3 people."

"I wasn't even that drunk" "This is a court hearing you were arrested for drunk driving and manslaughter of 3 people."

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"I wasn't even that drunk." "Dude, you grabbed my broom and ran around the backyard screaming 'I HAVE TO GET THE SNITCH!"

"I wasn't even that drunk." "Dude, you grabbed my broom and ran around the backyard screaming 'I HAVE TO GET THE SNITCH!"

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