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"I wasn't that drunk."
"Dude, you threw a red ball at my cat, screaming "ANGRY BIRDS!!""

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Blubbz Blubbz · 6d

"I have the best girlfriend ever!"
"Dude, she was so drunk she didn't recognize you last night."
"Yeah, I tried to hug her, and she said, 'I have a boyfriend!'"
"Awwww"

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Sabrina_1818 · 6d

love ur posts

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"I wasn't that drunk"
"Sure"
"I was sober enough to see that crazy guy"
"That was you"
"FUCK, I WAS NAKED, FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND WAS THERE"

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Blubbz Blubbz · 6d

"I wasn't even that drunk. I hired a lift to take us home. I'm a smart drunk."
"Dude, yeah, you hired a taxi to take us home."
"See?"
"Yeah, but the party was at your house. You just sat there in the backseat turning a paper plate, humming to yourself."
"Oh, I thought that was a dream..."

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Sabrina_1818 · 6d

FUN

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TheImbecileOfLife TheImbecileOfLife · 9d · Edited

"I wasn't That Drunk."

"Dude, you were running around my kitchen with a pomegranate, screaming, "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!!"

"You're still drunk, aren't you?"

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gojo424 gojo424 · 9d

when i was a kid me and my cousin stole a bottle of our grandparents whisky and went to drink it in a field, being the smart kids we were we forgot that we would have to go home, so while trying to hide the fact we were drunk off of our arses we stumbled into the house said goodnight and fell into bed

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My friend was driving home while drunk when he went out of the car, and puked, and walked back to the car and slipped on his puke. He stood up, and patted his back and butt like it was just dust

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

"I wasn't even that drunk."

"Dude, you tried to ride my broom home while screaming, 'I'M COMING FOR YOU POTTER!'"

"Oh, ummm...... nerd syndrome?"

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I kept walking on other people while peeing.

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I drank so much vodka, I had rampages and flashbacks for the next 1 month. That Drunk

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

Texting my girlfriend while I thought I was texting my ex-girlfriend...

That Drunk

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I fell asleep at a bar, got woken up by the bar tender. I paid the bar tender thinking I had stayed in a hotel. I hope he thought it was a tip..

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

"I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude, you yelled at my squirrell please don't hurt me! Cried, and then proceeded to pick up my air rifle, and nearly shoot the poor thing! Lucky I stopped you...."

"Oh right.........my bad

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I drove home dressed up in my suit and told everyone I was a relative of The Kay twins

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"I wasn't that drunk."

"Dude, you drove yourself home."

"So?"

"You drove home in MY CAR."

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One time a friend on mine (a 21 female) got so drunk that when we were heading home on the bus, she wouldn't spot pointing outside the window. I looked out wondering what the heck she was pointing at and then she went, "Look...a-a-at the tuuuuurny thingies" over and over again. They were turbines...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

You were drunk for 10 years and failed at raising an autistic son.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

"Dude, was I that drunk?" "You went into my bedroom after the party and said you were gonna take a nap" "So?" "My girlfriend was in the bed sleeping" "Crap..."

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My brother was sleeping on my pillow and I was legitimately so upset I purposely slept on the floor.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Someone asked you what you wanted for your birthday. You said a noise maker, you meant a sound machine. But then you bawked like a chicken to make it known you didnt have one.

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