Was texting gf some erotic things. Turns out I was commenting on my mother's instagram posts. That high.
Me and my friends were getting high and we wanted to microwave some chicken. I thought it was taking forever, but I put the chicken on the top of the microwave and never started it
One time I blew my ice cream to cool it. I thought it would make it colder.
everytime im high i forget things really easily so my friend asks me "hey can you pass the peanut butter" and i go "the what?" and she goes "the peanut butter" and im like "what about it.."
One time, I was sleeping and when I woke up, it was 7PM and I thought I had to go to school and I went in my uniform to find out I'm 12 hours late ...
One time i was playing madden NFL with my cousin and it felt like I was play for 5 hour but I only played for 10 minutes I was so stone
I jumped off of a building in my house and tried to land on a passing civilian. That High
Me and my friends were walking to the store and I got there and turned around and they were all the way down the street. I was sprinting and I thought I was going slow
Once I went to school when I was high, and I put my lunch on a plate. Turns out that the "plate" was a test that we were having...
One time I was so high I had to turn down my tv so I could taste my toast.
A man was smoking then he remembered it was his girlfreinds birthday and he was going to be late then he ran a couple miles to his girlfreinds house and skipped every bus stop. Next thing he knocks on the door and his girlfriend opens the door to see her sweaty boyfreind saying "happy birthday wanna roll one like we always do". Her parents were right behind her.
(Didn't get high thought this was funny) I felt sleepy after taking a shower, used towel as a blanket
My girlfriend and I were smoking on the roof. Saw some cops coming down the road and one pulled up next to our house. We just sparked the blunt and I told her to get rid of it. Climbed back down and let her know I can take from her her. Guess what the hell she did? She ate and swallowed the whole thing
I saw a picture of a flame, I tried to blow it out.
Went to class and sat beside my best friend. I meant to whisper "I'm so high." to her but I yelled it.
After smoking a bit, I decided to take a walk around the city. Then, I met my girlfriend who had been working abroad for a while. When I saw her, I was so happy that I wanted to hug her. And I did, at least I thought so. People say that you should quit smoking after hugging trees, but I won't, just for the hell of it.
Rang up Pizza Hut to Order a Burger. Wasn't even trying to be funny. That High
Lost my phone and i called a friend to call me so i can hear my phone. ThatHigh
I asked my mom if she had the carkeys in the middle of a cardrive