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Once I was at school and I was walking by a group of kids sitting by a tree, this one kid was wearing one of those Chinese hats and he was attacking one of his friends while his other friends laughed, someone fucking shouted. "Dude you look like you're in your natural habitat." I lost my shit.
I was thinking, Tumblr is considered to be the weirdest and most fucked up thing anyone has ever come up with, and despite this, people will search up the weirdest porn fantasy they have and its all ok, or even better yet, songs will talk about not being able to walk properly because of hard anal (yes, that is a thing, you know ariana grande "side to side"? yea, thats what its about).
So, me and my brother are at this loz orchestra. First off just wanna say, it was AMAZING. Beautiful music, beautiful pictures and ALOT of StreetPass lol. So anyways. After the intermission, one of the hosts walks on the stage and says "so someone reminded me that my fly was down." And then, out of no where, someone yells from the back, and I quote: "WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR MASTER SWORD!!!" Everyone burst out laughing while the host was just standing their with a fake smile on his face when he really was just filled with disappointment.
when i was small, my friends told me that they were watching porn, when i asked them what it was they said "those things that you see on tv", so the next day (for i was at elementary school at the time" when the teacher asked what we did on the weekend i put up my hand and said "i was watching porn", he just stared at me for 7 minutes and then started the class with a horrified look on his face