Tumblr
Tumblr

A place to submit Funny Tumblr Posts.

26 followers 5 months ago
2000
Popular
Today Week Month Year All Time
     Recent
F***ING SEXIST FIMINAZIS.

F***ING SEXIST FIMINAZIS.

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 7d
There is a song called Everybody Fucks by Pitbull

There is a song called Everybody Fucks by Pitbull

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 7d
Once I was at school and I was walking by a group of kids sitting by a tree, this one kid was wearing one of those Chinese hats and he was attacking one of his friends while his other friends laughed, someone fucking shouted. "Dude you look like you're in your natural habitat." I lost my shit.

Once I was at school and I was walking by a group of kids sitting by a tree, this one kid was wearing one of those Chinese hats and he was attacking one of his friends while his other friends laughed, someone fucking shouted. "Dude you look like you're in your natural habitat." I lost my shit.

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Devvo · 7d
17 year old virgins talking about how they want to get fucked.

17 year old virgins talking about how they want to get fucked.

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 18d
Shapeshifting Aliens are invading run for your lives

Shapeshifting Aliens are invading run for your lives

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
0504rtd · 25d · Edited
I was thinking, Tumblr is considered to be the weirdest and most fucked up thing anyone has ever come up with, and despite this, people will search up the weirdest porn fantasy they have and its all ok, or even better yet, songs will talk about not being able to walk properly because of hard anal (yes, that is a thing, you know ariana grande "side to side"? yea, thats what its about).

I was thinking, Tumblr is considered to be the weirdest and most fucked up thing anyone has ever come up with, and despite this, people will search up the weirdest porn fantasy they have and its all ok, or even better yet, songs will talk about not being able to walk properly because of hard anal (yes, that is a thing, you know ariana grande "side to side"? yea, thats what its about).

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 29d
So, me and my brother are at this loz orchestra. First off just wanna say, it was AMAZING. Beautiful music, beautiful pictures and ALOT of StreetPass lol. So anyways. After the intermission, one of the hosts walks on the stage and says "so someone reminded me that my fly was down." And then, out of no where, someone yells from the back, and I quote: "WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR MASTER SWORD!!!" Everyone burst out laughing while the host was just standing their with a fake smile on his face when he really was just filled with disappointment.

So, me and my brother are at this loz orchestra. First off just wanna say, it was AMAZING. Beautiful music, beautiful pictures and ALOT of StreetPass lol. So anyways. After the intermission, one of the hosts walks on the stage and says "so someone reminded me that my fly was down." And then, out of no where, someone yells from the back, and I quote: "WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR MASTER SWORD!!!" Everyone burst out laughing while the host was just standing their with a fake smile on his face when he really was just filled with disappointment.

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 1mo
Twinkle twinkle little star, where the fuck is MCR

Twinkle twinkle little star, where the fuck is MCR

Share Report
1 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
emo mafia

emo mafia

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 1mo
I cringe at my old posts from a year ago.

I cringe at my old posts from a year ago.

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Upload videos of them cutting themselves

Upload videos of them cutting themselves

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 1mo
I went to school the popular girls gave me dirty looks because I was dateing her ex-boyfriend but she was dateing a 14 year old nun

I went to school the popular girls gave me dirty looks because I was dateing her ex-boyfriend but she was dateing a 14 year old nun

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 1mo
I went to school the popular girls gave me dirty looks because I was dateing her ex-boyfriend but she was dateing a 14 year old nun

I went to school the popular girls gave me dirty looks because I was dateing her ex-boyfriend but she was dateing a 14 year old nun

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 1mo
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 1mo
Tumblr: the place where people come together to fangirl over the same person/topic.

Tumblr: the place where people come together to fangirl over the same person/topic.

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 1mo
NO DON'T MENTION MCR

NO DON'T MENTION MCR

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 1mo
when i was small, my friends told me that they were watching porn, when i asked them what it was they said "those things that you see on tv", so the next day (for i was at elementary school at the time" when the teacher asked what we did on the weekend i put up my hand and said "i was watching porn", he just stared at me for 7 minutes and then started the class with a horrified look on his face

when i was small, my friends told me that they were watching porn, when i asked them what it was they said "those things that you see on tv", so the next day (for i was at elementary school at the time" when the teacher asked what we did on the weekend i put up my hand and said "i was watching porn", he just stared at me for 7 minutes and then started the class with a horrified look on his face

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 1mo
"tag yourself im the chair in this photo"

"tag yourself im the chair in this photo"

Share Report
0 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous · 1mo
had a best friend on league thinking it was a boy, so i called "him" on skype and SHE JUST GOES LIKE SUP AND IT WAS SUPER AWKWARD AND I WAS LIKE... (HANG UP) and never saw her again

had a best friend on league thinking it was a boy, so i called "him" on skype and SHE JUST GOES LIKE SUP AND IT WAS SUPER AWKWARD AND I WAS LIKE... (HANG UP) and never saw her again

Share Report
1 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
the place that ruins all of the anime series with their yaoi ships

the place that ruins all of the anime series with their yaoi ships

Share Report
1 0 Tumblr
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Loading posts...