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A place to submit Useless Life Hacks.
Are you tired of hard ice cream? Well, Just put your metal spoon into the microwave for five minutes or until sparks fly
Want to lose weight fast!? Only eat lemons.
If you cut a pizza in half you get twice as much pizza.
Want to lose weight while stil eaching junk food, chew the food to get the great taste then spit it out so you don't get the bad stuff.
tired in school? sleep then.
Struggling to get to sleep? Suicide will mean you won't ever have to try to get to sleep ever again! Your already permanently asleep!
Hungover? Unhang yourself and feel fine!
Can't think of a useless life hack? Make your useless life hack be to say that you can't think of a useless life hack!
Don't bother with leg day, you can walk perfectly fine.
Want save some money & time and do good for nature? No problem, just don't flush when you go to toilet.
Don't like flushing toilets. Destroy the bathroom.
Want to crack your wrists?
Just place thumb and finger next to thumb on either side of your wrist (sides).
Press and slightly turn.
It should crack. (Only cracks every 2 hours/ around that)
Need to poop but too constipated? Stick a chopstick in your butt!
Out of food? Go outside and get some bugs!
Don't want to touch the toaster? Use a fork to get out your toast with a fork!
If you want to get warmer when next to the fireplace be sure to put your head into the middle, You'll be warmer in no time!
Put liquor in an old shampoo bottle so people don't realize that how much you drink
Put a blu tack on the centre of a screen where you shoot in a fps, when you have no aimer. It works just as well to get you those 360 no scopes.
Welcome to the site :)))
Hate saying goodbyes? Don't just say hello again
Someone: ok then bye, see ya
Me: .... hello *walks away*