A place to submit examples of Video Game Logic.
"Look at my new sword!" Shouted the four foot two girl as she pulled out a six foot greatblade from out of her pocketless skirt. You look up at it, asking "Where did you get it?" The girl responded quickly "From the average rats in [Insert Town Name Here]!"
Angry Birds:fire flightless birds from a slingshot and go genocide and launch a massacre on a bunch of pigs killing all of them as revenge for stealing food out of their natural diet.
Human point of view:wow, this is fun.