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I farted a cop off a cliff?

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Why do mental hospitals let staff grab patients. Are they anti vegan?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

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"How can I test if my son is gay?"

Best Answer: "There's a really simple test you can do at home.
Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay volcano. While this is erupting, if your son is too busy sucking a dick, he's gay."

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How many women has Obama slept with?

Top answer: Nobody seems to care.

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How do you get youtube to come film you?

I've been calling calling calling Youtube all day to come film me but no answer. How do other people get their videos up there? I have some really funny stuff but they won't come.

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Calbel
Calbel · 18d

Some great submissions :) thank you

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Can an immobile object move?

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Why must women lie about pooping?

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How can I kill my dad's 4 dogs?

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ACalbelForYourThough
ACalbelForYourThough · 1mo

Wow, the last post for this category was 17 days ago? Cmon people, step up your game!

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Calbel · 1mo

Haven't done any videos on it for ages and have no social media pages etc for it, so it's not get traffic - no surprise

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ACalbelForYourThough · 1mo

Oh

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Question: Why do crocodiles walk to gayly? They walk like they just got their nails done...

Best answer: Sir, This is the painting category... We know NOTHING about gay crocodiles...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

If you don't pet a cat, will they just turn into a statue? I NEED TO KNOW THIS! I HAVEN'T PET HER FOR A DAY NOW!!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

can dogs eat hot dogs?
i know hot dog is not made out of a dog but i want to know if dogs could eat hot dogs

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3mo

Can a fish live in tea?

I ask because I had a dream last night that I was a sea turtle during the Boston Tea Party. While I was swimming in the tea all of the sudden I saw lots of colors and I was sucked down this big vortex into space and I was spinning around and around. Then I realized I was just hallucinating because the tea was killing me. then I died, and I washed up on the shore. I decomposed and my remains were in the sand. Someone came and scooped up the sand to melt and make glass out of. The melted me down and made me into a teaspoon. Then I was shipped off to england and I spent eternity scooping sugar into people's tea at tea time, and spinning around and around in the tea stirring up the sugar.... clanking against the sides and getting old british folk's saliva and pokey mustache hairs on me.

Anyways... my dream was mildly irrelevant. Just answer the question....

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How can I safely look at a picture of the sun?

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If I eat myself would I become twice as big or completely disappear?

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Are eggs a fruit

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RandomAccount · 3mo

I don't know If this is a joke or not

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Prof_Gaming · 2mo

hope not

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3mo

What's the difference between a serial killer and a cereal killer?

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JoJo4514 · 21d

One has S, one has C.

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WilE04 WilE04 · 3mo

Help the end of my son's penis expands when he pees

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Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?

I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works. I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive. PLEASE HELP ME FIND A SPELL!!!
(BTW. I am also a witch)

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SwaggerGirl448 · 14d

LOL my sister + cousins tried so many times to become mermaids. It was hilarious but I didn't want to ruin it for them.

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RainingCals · 1mo

Ask professor Snape or Dumbledore

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I told my friend I had sex and he said"you finally loat your virginity".Is there a way to get my virginity back I want to be a virgin

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