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Anonymous · 17d
Question: Why do crocodiles walk to gayly? They walk like they just got their nails done...

Best answer: Sir, This is the painting category... We know NOTHING about gay crocodiles...

Question: Why do crocodiles walk to gayly? They walk like they just got their nails done...

Best answer: Sir, This is the painting category... We know NOTHING about gay crocodiles...

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Anonymous · 1mo
If you don't pet a cat, will they just turn into a statue? I NEED TO KNOW THIS! I HAVEN'T PET HER FOR A DAY NOW!!

If you don't pet a cat, will they just turn into a statue? I NEED TO KNOW THIS! I HAVEN'T PET HER FOR A DAY NOW!!

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Anonymous · 1mo
can dogs eat hot dogs?
i know hot dog is not made out of a dog but i want to know if dogs could eat hot dogs

can dogs eat hot dogs?
i know hot dog is not made out of a dog but i want to know if dogs could eat hot dogs

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Anonymous · 1mo
Can a fish live in tea?

I ask because I had a dream last night that I was a sea turtle during the Boston Tea Party. While I was swimming in the tea all of the sudden I saw lots of colors and I was sucked down this big vortex into space and I was spinning around and around. Then I realized I was just hallucinating because the tea was killing me. then I died, and I washed up on the shore. I decomposed and my remains were in the sand. Someone came and scooped up the sand to melt and make glass out of. The melted me down and made me into a teaspoon. Then I was shipped off to england and I spent eternity scooping sugar into people's tea at tea time, and spinning around and around in the tea stirring up the sugar.... clanking against the sides and getting old british folk's saliva and pokey mustache hairs on me.

Anyways... my dream was mildly irrelevant. Just answer the question....

Can a fish live in tea?

I ask because I had a dream last night that I was a sea turtle during the Boston Tea Party. While I was swimming in the tea all of the sudden I saw lots of colors and I was sucked down this big vortex into space and I was spinning around and around. Then I realized I was just hallucinating because the tea was killing me. then I died, and I washed up on the shore. I decomposed and my remains were in the sand. Someone came and scooped up the sand to melt and make glass out of. The melted me down and made me into a teaspoon. Then I was shipped off to england and I spent eternity scooping sugar into people's tea at tea time, and spinning around and around in the tea stirring up the sugar.... clanking against the sides and getting old british folk's saliva and pokey mustache hairs on me.

Anyways... my dream was mildly irrelevant. Just answer the question....

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How can I safely look at a picture of the sun?

How can I safely look at a picture of the sun?

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If I eat myself would I become twice as big or completely disappear?

If I eat myself would I become twice as big or completely disappear?

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Are eggs a fruit

Are eggs a fruit

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RandomAccount · 2mo

I don't know If this is a joke or not

I don't know If this is a joke or not
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Prof_Gaming · 28d
hope not

hope not

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Anonymous · 2mo
What's the difference between a serial killer and a cereal killer?

What's the difference between a serial killer and a cereal killer?

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WilE04 · 2mo
Help the end of my son's penis expands when he pees

Help the end of my son's penis expands when he pees

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Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?

I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works. I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive. PLEASE HELP ME FIND A SPELL!!!
(BTW. I am also a witch)

Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?

I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works. I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive. PLEASE HELP ME FIND A SPELL!!!
(BTW. I am also a witch)

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RainingCals · 24d

Ask professor Snape or Dumbledore

Ask professor Snape or Dumbledore
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WilE04 · 2mo

Play we are number one for a year

Play we are number one for a year
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I told my friend I had sex and he said"you finally loat your virginity".Is there a way to get my virginity back I want to be a virgin

I told my friend I had sex and he said"you finally loat your virginity".Is there a way to get my virginity back I want to be a virgin

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Anonymous · 2mo
Will I become a vampire if I watch "Twilight"?

Update: I watched the 2008 movie "Twilight" today about vampires, will I become a vampire now. I'm really scared that I'll do bad things when I become a vampire. I was thinking about watching the rest of the movies, will this increase my risk of becoming a vampire?

Will I become a vampire if I watch "Twilight"?

Update: I watched the 2008 movie "Twilight" today about vampires, will I become a vampire now. I'm really scared that I'll do bad things when I become a vampire. I was thinking about watching the rest of the movies, will this increase my risk of becoming a vampire?

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WilE04 · 2mo

Yes

Yes
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60 seconds and 1 minute aren't really the same?
Okay. On my microwave I put 1:00 and it goes down 59...58.. right?
And when I put 60 seconds it does that same thing. (You get my drift?)
Well, how come 1:00+1:00=2:00
But 60+60=1:20...
So therefore 60 seconds does not equal 1:00 AT ALL.
BTW I have Bachelor of Math degree so I would know what I'm doing.

60 seconds and 1 minute aren't really the same?
Okay. On my microwave I put 1:00 and it goes down 59...58.. right?
And when I put 60 seconds it does that same thing. (You get my drift?)
Well, how come 1:00+1:00=2:00
But 60+60=1:20...
So therefore 60 seconds does not equal 1:00 AT ALL.
BTW I have Bachelor of Math degree so I would know what I'm doing.

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Anonymous · 3mo
How do I download more RAM? yea so im on my dads old pc and its really slow and my brother says it doesn't have enough ram so i asked my dad to get some but he said its to much money but i clicked a link that said i could get more but now the computer is really slow and i dont kno wwhat to do. pls help i just wanna play coll of duty

How do I download more RAM? yea so im on my dads old pc and its really slow and my brother says it doesn't have enough ram so i asked my dad to get some but he said its to much money but i clicked a link that said i could get more but now the computer is really slow and i dont kno wwhat to do. pls help i just wanna play coll of duty

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Anonymous · 3mo
What is a vegan?????????????????

What is a vegan?????????????????

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teffy · 3mo
why does my belly buton smell

why does my belly buton smell

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Anonymous · 3mo
Is a baby just a tiny human?

Is a baby just a tiny human?

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Anonymous · 3mo
What is found under a rock?

What is found under a rock?

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Anonymous · 3mo
Why are all the best rapers black?

Why are all the best rapers black?

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Anonymous · 3mo
I fart a lot. Am I going to hell?

I fart a lot. Am I going to hell?

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