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Question: Why do crocodiles walk to gayly? They walk like they just got their nails done...
Best answer: Sir, This is the painting category... We know NOTHING about gay crocodiles...
If you don't pet a cat, will they just turn into a statue? I NEED TO KNOW THIS! I HAVEN'T PET HER FOR A DAY NOW!!
can dogs eat hot dogs?
i know hot dog is not made out of a dog but i want to know if dogs could eat hot dogs
Can a fish live in tea?
I ask because I had a dream last night that I was a sea turtle during the Boston Tea Party. While I was swimming in the tea all of the sudden I saw lots of colors and I was sucked down this big vortex into space and I was spinning around and around. Then I realized I was just hallucinating because the tea was killing me. then I died, and I washed up on the shore. I decomposed and my remains were in the sand. Someone came and scooped up the sand to melt and make glass out of. The melted me down and made me into a teaspoon. Then I was shipped off to england and I spent eternity scooping sugar into people's tea at tea time, and spinning around and around in the tea stirring up the sugar.... clanking against the sides and getting old british folk's saliva and pokey mustache hairs on me.
Anyways... my dream was mildly irrelevant. Just answer the question....
If I eat myself would I become twice as big or completely disappear?
What's the difference between a serial killer and a cereal killer?
Help the end of my son's penis expands when he pees
Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works. I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive. PLEASE HELP ME FIND A SPELL!!!
(BTW. I am also a witch)
I told my friend I had sex and he said"you finally loat your virginity".Is there a way to get my virginity back I want to be a virgin
Will I become a vampire if I watch "Twilight"?
Update: I watched the 2008 movie "Twilight" today about vampires, will I become a vampire now. I'm really scared that I'll do bad things when I become a vampire. I was thinking about watching the rest of the movies, will this increase my risk of becoming a vampire?
60 seconds and 1 minute aren't really the same?
Okay. On my microwave I put 1:00 and it goes down 59...58.. right?
And when I put 60 seconds it does that same thing. (You get my drift?)
Well, how come 1:00+1:00=2:00
So therefore 60 seconds does not equal 1:00 AT ALL.
BTW I have Bachelor of Math degree so I would know what I'm doing.
How do I download more RAM? yea so im on my dads old pc and its really slow and my brother says it doesn't have enough ram so i asked my dad to get some but he said its to much money but i clicked a link that said i could get more but now the computer is really slow and i dont kno wwhat to do. pls help i just wanna play coll of duty