A place to submit Funny Yahoo Answers.
Why do mental hospitals let staff grab patients. Are they anti vegan?
"How can I test if my son is gay?"
Best Answer: "There's a really simple test you can do at home.
Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay volcano. While this is erupting, if your son is too busy sucking a dick, he's gay."
How many women has Obama slept with?
Top answer: Nobody seems to care.
How do you get youtube to come film you?
I've been calling calling calling Youtube all day to come film me but no answer. How do other people get their videos up there? I have some really funny stuff but they won't come.
Question: Why do crocodiles walk to gayly? They walk like they just got their nails done...
Best answer: Sir, This is the painting category... We know NOTHING about gay crocodiles...
If you don't pet a cat, will they just turn into a statue? I NEED TO KNOW THIS! I HAVEN'T PET HER FOR A DAY NOW!!
can dogs eat hot dogs?
i know hot dog is not made out of a dog but i want to know if dogs could eat hot dogs
Can a fish live in tea?
I ask because I had a dream last night that I was a sea turtle during the Boston Tea Party. While I was swimming in the tea all of the sudden I saw lots of colors and I was sucked down this big vortex into space and I was spinning around and around. Then I realized I was just hallucinating because the tea was killing me. then I died, and I washed up on the shore. I decomposed and my remains were in the sand. Someone came and scooped up the sand to melt and make glass out of. The melted me down and made me into a teaspoon. Then I was shipped off to england and I spent eternity scooping sugar into people's tea at tea time, and spinning around and around in the tea stirring up the sugar.... clanking against the sides and getting old british folk's saliva and pokey mustache hairs on me.
Anyways... my dream was mildly irrelevant. Just answer the question....
If I eat myself would I become twice as big or completely disappear?
What's the difference between a serial killer and a cereal killer?
Help the end of my son's penis expands when he pees
Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works. I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive. PLEASE HELP ME FIND A SPELL!!!
(BTW. I am also a witch)